Dutch
1981 – 1989
“The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.”
Did you know?
Upon his arrival at the White House, Dutch tore down the solar panels placed by Jimmy. Later he developed a faulty economic system, based on historical precedence, which relies on the wealthy passing on their riches to the poor, systemically fucking over generations for decades to come.
“I hope you’re all Republicans.”