Sleepy Joe is oldest of the American Idols to have ever been elected! Strangely enough, he was the youngest person ever elected to the Senate. Apparently all these years of service did not prepare him for name calling and insult lobbing.

The Donald was the only of the American Idols to have been divorced twice and married three times! Even more exciting, he is the only of the American Idols to have been the victim of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s signature finishing move: ‘the Stunner’.

Bama was the first of the American Idols to be born in Hawaii, supposedly.

There was a time when there were whole books filled with silly things that Dubya said, the good ol’ days.

Slick Willie is most known for defining ‘sexual relations’.

Poppy is remembered for bringing a dedication to ‘traditional American values’ and a determination to make the United States “a kinder and gentler nation” in the face of a dramatically changing world. 😂

Dutch was known for being a ‘famous’ actor before becoming one of the American Idols.

Jimmy had a very low approval rating during his time as on of the American Idols because he went against the standards of the time, walking to his inauguration and putting solar panels on the White House… fucking hippie.

Mr. Nice Guy was the only of the American Idols to serve as both one of the American Idols and one of the Vice American Idols without having been elected to either position.

Tricky Dick is most known for being the second of the American Idols to have been the subject of a feature film by Oliver Stone…

Despite being remembered unfavorably, Bullshit Johnson’s civil rights legacy was shaped by the Civil Rights Act of 1964, the Voting Rights Act of 1965, and the Civil Rights Act of 1968.

Jack is remembered as being the first of the American Idols to have been the subject of a feature film made by Oliver Stone.

Ike’s campaign, and his interactions with troops at the front lines of the war in December 1952 heavily influenced his push for an end to that war that took place between World War II and the Vietnam War.

Give ‘Em Hell Harry initiated a program for domestic reform, subsequently it is his program on Japanese reform that had the most impact.

FDR was the only of the American Idols to have been elected to four terms.

Chief is the only of the American Idols to have a dam and a vacuum named after him!

Silent Cal is the least known and acknowledged of all the American Idols.

Wobbly Warren G was the first of the American Idols to have a golf course named after him. Wobbly Warren Park opened in 1925 and is located in San Francisco, California

Woody led the United States into the first World War, later becoming the leading architect of the League of Nations. His progressive stance on foreign policy came to be known as Woodianism.

Big Lub was the last of the American Idols to keep a cow at the White House to provide fresh milk.

Ted ‘Theodore’ Roosevelt is the only on of the American Idols to have a toy named after himself. He is also one most known for his nomenclatural impact on of the greatest rock band of all time, Wyld Stallyns.

The Idol of Ohio was the first of the American Idols to have ridden in an automobile, he is also known as the other one that was assassinated.

The return of Uncle Jumbo.

Little Benny was the great grandson of another one of the American Idols, Tippecanoe!

Uncle Jumbo is the only of the American Idols to have held two non-consecutive terms, hopefully remaining unique for decades to come!

Walrus was the first of the American Idols to enact a general Federal immigration laws, approving a measure in 1882 excluding paupers, criminals, and lunatics…

Preacher grew up in poverty and was the last of the American Idols to be born in a ‘log cabin’, later converting it to a tourist attraction and casino.

His Fraudulency was unusually well educated for one of the American Idols, although a number of previous Idols were lawyers, he was the first to actually graduate law school.

Historians rate Unconditional Surrender Grant’s term as one of the American Idols near the bottom, mainly because he sent federal troops to the South to enforce civil rights legislation and protect African Americans from civil and political violence.

Tennessee Tailor is known for being appointed by God to become one of the American Idols after Honest Abe, swearing he had nothing to do with it.

Honest Abe was the tallest of the American Idols, that is until that fateful night at the Ford Theater.

Nancy was and is until this day, the only of the American Idols to remain unmarried… Not to be confused with being married and unmarried and married again several times.

At 47, Handsome Frank was the youngest man to become one of the American Idols of the time.

Friendly Fillmore is ranked as one of the worst of the American Idols, and even more surprising, the least memorable.

Unlike his nomenclature, Old Rough and Ready was soft and ill-prepared.

Young Hickory was one of the American Idols who believed in Manifest Destiny, declaring that the United States was divinely ordained to expand where ever we see fit. Oh how times have changed!

His Accidency was the oldest of the American Idols of his time, clocking in at only 67 years old! Can you imagine?

Tippecanoe served the shortest term as one of the American Idols, unlike Little Jemmy, who was known as the shortest.

Little Magician is most remembered for his unique hair style, that and the economic Panic of 1873.

King Andrew is on of the few American Idols whose face is printed on currency, ironically he vehemently disapproved of paper money opting instead for the stolen lands of Native Americans.

Quincy was the son of one of the first American Idols, His Rotundity. Although nepotism may have helped his achievements, he is still remembered as Anthony Hopkins.

His Rotundity and Mad Tom weren’t the only of the American Idols to die on the 4th of July, so did Good Feelings…Only no one really cares!

Little Jemmy weighs in as the smallest of the American Idols… though his hands were proportionate to his tiny stature.

Mad Tom, one of the original American Idols, penned the phrase “all men are created equal”, even owning over 600 of them!

His Rotundity was the first of the dynastic American Idols.

Our Father was the first of the American Idols. All idols that followed were modeled after him, except one…